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I thought 17 was such a nice age. I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness. And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.

But what he did will go down in history. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow". We must make our choice; we cannot have both". It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation".

She drove me to drink. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough". If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you. What is wrong with Cloud 8? People will either love you for it or hate you for it".

Some people are just funny. The meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive, but to move ahead, to go up, to achieve, to conquer. Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it? If not, we should be sincere enough to admit that we love evil too well to give it up". Without them humanity cannot survive". Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

Oh, you men are all alike. I think I love him. Your life can become a nightmare. But that said, it is worth taking the risk. From its springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior".

I am a wonderful catch,you know. I have a lot of money". It should be something useful, something good. I had sock hops for birthday parties. They deserve to be cherished and respected". And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. You do some stuff. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.

That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But today, today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Make war dreadful enough,and there will be no war. And we none of us believe it". Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go". We all have to take defeats in life.

It cures a multitude of ills. If encouraged, it cuts a channel into which all other thoughts are drained". This makes it hard to plan the day. The one is the shadow of the other". The order varies for any given year". Every now and then she stops to breathe. He was a poet, a scholar, and a mighty warrior. He was also the most shameless exhibitionist since Barnum and Bailey. Peace has its place, as does war.

Mercy has its place, as do cruelty and revenge". Nice guys are winners before the game even starts". Murder and capital punishment are not the opposites that cancel one another, but similars that breed the same kind".

War is not an activity for human beings; war is for criminalsrape,robbery and murder". Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement.

My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. Only some of us never grow out of it". It has to work on its own merit. He was very funny at times.

He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense. The deer has to be taken with one shot. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead". Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things Never doubt that I love you more than the world. Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of". Father to a murdered son.

Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. They have the best implements of war". I now believe that if you prepare thoroughly for war you will get it". Know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself".

Every word of it. He died like they said. Some people have flat feet. Some people have dandruff. I have this appalling imagination They are a funny people.

They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love". Cultivate peace and harmony with all". You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world".

I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does. It was we who gave the perfect conditions in which Al Qaeda could thrive". I was thinking about Legos. By the right choice he ascends. As a being of power, intelligence, and love, and the lord of his own thoughts, he holds the key to every situation".

It is necessary to love peace and sacrifice for it". Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help! I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love".

Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? It is total,because it may well involve the whole world". I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. Anyone who keeps learning stays young.

The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage. And I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal. And you have to be willing to work for it. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.

The man who forgets to be thankful has fallen asleep in life. This is the life that they gave and this is the life that I made. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie. We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed". Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind". I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints.

I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. As I have loved you, so you must love one another". It is the color of love". You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. I was a little nervous. Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them". Is there anything I can do to help?

Thank you for coming back to me. If we knew ourselves perfectly, we should die. If you live through it,you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left". When something is funny you hear it right away.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

There is no humor in heaven". Come on, clear the sidewalk. We love more, and we hurt more. The world owes you nothing. It was here first". There is a connection between funny and scary. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book.

I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates". So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that". The Gospel according to Brady! God speaks to Brady, and Brady tells the world! While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it".

Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. A lasting order cannot be established by bayonets". We are no longer in the past, we have arrived". Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line". I have no religion. I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.

I went to seminary school when I was I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. I figure two good lies make a positive.

People used to admire that. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too. We stuck to it, it turned out good and a lot of people liked it. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest,easily the most profitable,surely the most vicious". Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?

I like funny things. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts".

In her first passion, a woman loves her lover, in all the others all she loves is love". She was in the air I breathed, the food I ate. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. I have just never been a partier, even in school.

For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow.

The tables have turned. I had rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God, than to dwell in the tents of wickedness. The older she gets the more interested he is in her". It is vain, therefore, to treat them as if they were equal". I try to take every conflict, every experience, and learn from it.

Life is never dull. I heard the news that I got the role on my 30th birthday and it was the best birthday present ever. The good ones slept better He matches it against the world". That is what it is for.

Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. I was raised with that. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something. A bank account and ulcers! To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it". Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. The other is to gain it. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.

I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.

It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. And the one thing we never give enough is love". I know she does. It gave me the spark I needed. Right there on the screen. Murders of great men, murders of little men. Just to show we make no distinction.

Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part of their narcissism". It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard.

I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. Our wives, our children, everyone. The moral of the story is: With confidence, you have won even before you have started. Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: What, when you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

Oh, it looks good on you, though. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.

Stephen Vincent BenThe supreme excellence is to subde the armies of your enemies without even having to fight them. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids. I think you should live completely free. He has wings, he comes quickly and flies away the same". I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.

And if you go to draw at the true fountainhead, the more water you draw, the more abundant is its flow". If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it". One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent,as written in our contract". Throw some ground balls. I came to live out loud. I got this package of poems and artwork based around the songs. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.

I walked into the tent, and there were people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face. Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? They have clung to me all my life. Otherwise, the moment just passes you by". Once you are dead, you are made for life". It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope".

And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers. You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.

And when we go to war,we should have a purpose that our people understand and support". Comics are famously like that.

I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude". Whether you find satisfaction in life depends not on your tale of years, but on your will. And we will never do that if we remain ignorant". As soon as prepared for,it insists on making war".

Love and peace are eternal". If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects". They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver". Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

Would you like to leave a message? It needs to be wanted. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. I think I did pretty well under the circumstances. Without censorship,things can get terribly confused in the public mind".

Being funny is one of them. Let me look at the moors with you once more, my darling. I play all these different styles of music on one record. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind. The agitation it produces must be submitted to". The foundation of such a method is love". When the loyal opposition dies,I think the soul of America dies with it".

But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

I never made decisions. Things always came up and made them for me. Nowadays, it is the only desert within our means. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday. It has always been driven by economic or strategic interests". I just sat and stared at him. It is the spirit of conquest". Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative.

Think of it as your ticket to change the world. If I made Cinderella,the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach". She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow". They must be woven together. It gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted".

He has been given a large brain by mistake,since for him the spinal cord would suffice". To go forward is to move toward perfection. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend. But there is also always some reason in madness". They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: We love because we love". Politics is the luxury of the safe-at-home. War is a lottery of survival". We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the unexpected to happen.

And now we realize that we know where it lives,inside ourselves". But the authority acquired by the state hangs on; political power never abdicates". Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Your goodness must have some edge to it, else it is none". It is the divine vitality that everywhere produces and restores life". But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell". Manliness is also tenderness and gentleness and consideration. We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people.

I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person".

But I never celebrate my birthdays. Tell this to everybody, wherever they are. Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking. Keep watching the skies. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that". This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. One is that I can live my life fearlessly. Second,it is violently opposed. Third,it is accepted as being self-evident". It was a bitter birthday present from evolution. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. Baron, you are a crook. You robbed the gentleman in , 5, 7, and 9. May I have the salt. Any scourge is preferable to it".

And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I really am a horse doctor. Titanic passed from the British Registry. But that said, it is worth taking the risk". It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

It would be a better world". It is not rising wealth but a shifting of wealth and income". Kisses that come from life, not death. I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him".

Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Be not simply good; be good for something. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant".

He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind". It is the only pleasure I have left". Because George still had the axe in his hand". The really good news is that anyone can develop both honesty and integrity. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not. It was about creating them. They always supply you with acting material! Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing".

You know what I mean? And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it.

The living being is only a species of the dead, and a very rare species. All the universe or nothing. Which shall it be, Passworthy? Which shall it be? When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age". I rejoice in life for its own sake. You must break out of your current comfort zone and become comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown. It will survive long after your good health has vanished". Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?

One should sympathise with the colour, the beauty, the joy of life. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. And I regretted it every day since. My sister, my daughter The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.

Do you know what happens to nosy fellas? OK, they lose their noses. There are only individual egos, crazy for love". I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid? Chemistry is good when you make love with it.

Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it". His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul". We are no longer in the past,we have arrived". It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake. Wrong is wrong no matter who does it or who says it".

After marriage,she has to hold him to make love to him". Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. When we see land as a community to which we belong, we may begin to use it with love and respect".

Remember, death and life are in the power of the tongue. This happens to be a feature of my life generally. It will enable you to live pleasantly, to do good, and, when summoned away, to leave without regret. In the long run,the sword is always defeated by the mind". Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful". I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one". Dissent,rebellion,and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots".

Every time somebody turns on the set,I go into the other room and read a book". Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official.. Scratch where it itches. I wanna be dirrrrty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night! You see, no one ever called me darling before. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true. Happiness never decreases by being shared.

It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.

Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae". Doctrines are the most frightful tyrants to which men ever are subject.. One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain". Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love".

And that makes you so happy". A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything". Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

Nobody has time to read a page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. I even fought in WWII. To hell with birthdays! But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope. Because someone wants you If it comes back, love it forever".

I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar.

For the worst thing you can do to an author is to be silent as to his works". Resistance is going to be a darn sight harder for you than for females protected by the shape of sows. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious. They like to see funny visual things happening. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth. There will be sleeping enough in the grave. And second,let her have it". I always feel kind of like a dentist.

People look at me and think of pain. We can never go back to Manderley again. That much is certain. It makes the whole world kin. It is a culture which needs peace to evolve".

It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic". From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery. Push the button, Max! Uh, may I [kiss them]? Would you object if I avail myself of a second helping?

She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. I love being by myself, love being outdoors, love taking a long walk with my dogs and looking at the trees, flowers, the sky".

I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. The major value in life is what you become. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer, I beg to submit that it is the first".

Know your own bone; gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it, and gnaw it still". When I shall kneel, you shall kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. I will not have an officer from my battalion working as a coolie! And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear". I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. Must children receive the arms race from us as a necessary inheritance". He really is an idiot. You blew it up!

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